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Gun Safety on the High Seas: How to Transport Firearms on Your Boat

Guns and boats, two of America’s favorite pastimes. But what’s the best way to transport firearms on a boat? In this blog post, we’ll explore the different options for transporting firearms on a boat, as well as the pros and cons of each method. We’ll also touch on some gun safety tips to keep in […]

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The Best Boat Seats for Big Guys (or Gals)

Being a big guy (or gal) comes with a lot of advantages. You look great in a suit, you can always reach things on high shelves, and you make an excellent cuddle buddy. But there are also some challenges that come along with being a big guy, like finding a comfortable boat seat that can […]

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How to Choose the Best Kayak Sail for Your Next Adventure 

So, you want to add a sail to your kayak? Sails can provide a great way to get some extra speed and power on the water, whether you’re paddling in open water or cruising around a lake. But with so many different types and styles of sails on the market and kayak sail kits, how […]

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How Many Hours on a Boat is a Lot?

Ahoy boat owners! You’re probably looking at your boat’s engine, or just trying to figure out the engine compartments thinking, “hey guy, car engines are so much easier”. Or maybe you don’t think that about your automobile engine, I honestly don’t know. What I do know, is that you should look at average hours when […]

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How to Waterproof Your Boat: A Guide for Boaters Who Like to DIY

Whether you’re a first-time boat owner or an experienced boater, it’s a good idea to know how to waterproof your wooden boat. Waterproofing your boat will help protect it from the elements and extend its life. In this blog post, we’ll give you a step-by-step guide on how to waterproof wood for a boat so […]

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How to Reupholster Boat Seats Without Sewing

You don’t have to be a professional upholsterer to reupholster your boat seats. With a little time and effort, you can give your boat’s interior a facelift without even breaking out the sewing machine. If you’re like most boat owners, the thought of reupholstering your own boat seats probably seems about as appealing as a […]

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The Most Creative Duck Boat Names of All Time

Boaters are a notoriously puckish bunch. And what better way to show off your sense of humor than by giving your boat a funny name? We’ve compiled a list of the funniest boat names of all time. So whether you’re looking for a laugh or some inspiration for your new boat, read on! After all, […]

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The Best (and funniest) Pontoon Boat Names

So you’ve finally done it. You saved up, did your research, and took the plunge. Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a pontoon boat! This is a great accomplishment and you are sure to have many good times ahead. But there’s one more important step before you can start enjoying those lazy days […]

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The Best Aluminum Jet Boats on the Market Today

There’s no denying that aluminum jet boats have a lot to offer. They’re fast, they’re comfortable, and they look great doing it. But with so many different models on the market, it can be tough to know which one is right for you. To help you make your decision, we’ve put together a list of […]

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How long does it take to sail to Hawaii?

Without a doubt, sailing to Hawaii is one of the most enjoyable experiences a sailor can have. The journey is long, but it’s packed with beautiful scenery and plenty of opportunities for adventure. You’ve probably seen those commercials for Hawaiian cruises that make it look like the perfect vacation. And, let’s be honest, they are. […]

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The Best and Funniest Alcohol Boat Names Of All Time

AHOYYYY!!! We’re coming back at you with the 🔥 boat names!!! What’s in a name? Well, when it comes to boats, a lot! After all, this is your baby we’re talking about. You’ve spent countless hours and hard-earned dollars making her look just right. So when it comes time to christen her with a name, […]

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The Battle of the Anchors | How to Choose the Right Anchor for Your Boat

Have you ever been out on your boat, looked around at all the different types of anchors, and thought to yourself, “What the heck is the difference?!”. There are so many different anchors out there, how do you know which one is best for your boat? And where should you even store all of these […]

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How much does it really cost to rent a houseboat?

AHOYYYY!!! You beautiful, salty, seafaring, son-of-a-guns!!! So you want to rent a houseboat. Whether you’re looking to escape the hustle and bustle of land-based life for a week or two, or you’re planning a party on the water, there’s no denying that renting a houseboat can be a great way to have some fun. But […]

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Why I Chose to Live Aboard a Sailboat and What you Need to Know

There are a lot of reasons why someone might choose to live aboard a sailboat. For me, it was mostly about the cost of living and the desire for a new adventure. I had been living on the east coast and working in the corporate world for several years and I was ready for a […]

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Living cheap on a sailboat

Are you planning to live on a sailboat but confused as to how to plan your budget? Well, you have landed at just the right place. Through this article, we intend to tell you how you can live cheaply on a sailboat. How much does it cost to live on a sailboat? This is the […]

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Why Living Aboard a Boat Might Be the Best Idea Ever

For those of us who have the travel bug, there’s nothing more appealing than the idea of living on a boat. And why wouldn’t it be? There’s the endless horizon, the salty breeze, and the adventure of it all. But is living aboard a boat really all it’s cracked up to be? Let’s take a […]

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The Best Houseboats on the Market Today | The New Wave of Wonder

If you’re in the market for a new houseboat, you’ve come to the right place. In this blog post, we’ll take a look at some of the best houseboat manufacturers in the United States such as bravada yachts, gibson boats, destination yachts, adonia yachts, adonia houseboats, sumerset houseboats and other houseboat brands. We’ll also compare […]

Tow boat Randy | The Pirate Cowboy!

Tow boat Randy says stop messing up his ocean! Okay, not really. In fact, if I were a betting man, I’d have to put my money on tow boat randy being indifferent to your sustainability practices. Anyways, here we go. It was October 10th, nearing the end of a 10 hour day trip from Atlantic […]

101 Funny Houseboat Names (That Don’t Make You Look Stupid)

Buying a boat is a big decision. Not only do you have to consider the type of boat, the size, and the price, but you also have to come up with a good name. And as any boater will tell you, picking a great name is serious business. There are a few things to consider […]

10 Banned Boat Names (And What You Can Name Your Boat Instead)

Finding a cool name for boat owners is a time-honored tradition dating back to the early days of maritime history. For as long as boats have been around, people have been giving them names. But not all boat names are created equal. In fact, some boat names are so bad that they’ve been banned by […]

Captain’s Log: A “Swell” Journey

9.27.22 (Pirate’s Cove, Tiverton, RI – King’s Park, Newport, RI – 21.2 Nautical Miles 7H 08M) This blog prides itself on keeping things honest and real. So… I can’t really go too long without acknowledging some of the challenges.  I had a bit of a rough start trying to get south. Leaving Pirate’s Cove in […]

‘Bob Bitchin’ & Hurricane Fiona: The Tap Dance

WELCOME ABOARD: I am attempting to blend working/living/adventuring into the content of this blog. I’m writing unfiltered and letting it flow freely, so I might fail at times. Thanks for bearing with me as I figure it out! Ahoy again! I can’t believe it has been over 2 weeks since the first blog post! So […]


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