Boaters are a notoriously puckish bunch. And what better way to show off your sense of humor than by giving your boat a funny name? We’ve compiled a list of the funniest boat names of all time. So whether you’re looking for a laugh or some inspiration for your new boat, read on!
After all, naming a boat can be tricky. You want something that encapsulates the spirit of your vessel, is easy to shout in an emergency, and won’t make your friends and family groan every time they see it (no female names). But most importantly, you want a name that’s creative. After all, your boat is a reflection of your personality, and it deserves the best boat name.
So, if you’re struggling to come up with the perfect moniker for your new pride and joy, never fear! From pun-tastic options and funny names like “Donald’s Boat” and “Boaty McBoatface” to more reflective choices like “Golden Retriever” and “Miss Daisy,” there’s sure to be the best name here that inspires you. So what are you waiting for? Get naming!
A boat is a big investment, and naming it is an exciting opportunity. You want a name that will be memorable, unique, and reflective of your boat’s personality. But most importantly, you want a name that will make people laugh. Because what’s the point of having a boat if you can’t have a little fun with it?
Without further ado, we give you our top 33 duck hunters boat names:
1. Miss Daisy
2. Donald’s Duck boat
3. Boston Duck Tours
4. Tia Coleman’s Boat
5. The Black Pearl
6. Blue Lagoon
7. Boaty McBoatface
8. Rough Water
9. Rough Weather
10. Dolphin Tale
11. Sea Biscuit
12. Salty Dog
1. Donald’s Boat
3. Golden Retriever
4. Miss Daisy
7. Tia Coleman
8. Amphibious Vehicle
9. War Eagle
11. Boston Duck Tours
12. Table Rock Lake
13. Donald Trump’s Boat (not an official name)
14. Rough Water
15. Mud Motors
16. Open Water
17. Life Jackets
18. Duck Boat Names
19.’Duckies’ – What many people call duck boats informally
20.’Rubber Duckies’ – Another informal name for duck boats
21.’Duck Boats’ – The formal, common name for amphibious passenger vehicles used as tour buses or water taxis
22.’Ride the Ducks’ – One company’s popular slogan
23.’L’il Toot’ – A smallish tour boat in Boston Harbor
24.’Big Toot’ – A large tour boat in Boston Harbor (sister ship to L’il Toot)
25.’Old Ironsides’ – A famous warship from Boston Harbor’s past (now a museum ship)
26.’USS Constitution Museum’ – Where Old Ironsides is docked and open for tours
27.’Mayflower II’ – A replica of the ship that brought the Pilgrims to Plymouth Rock in 1620 (docked next to the USS Constitution Museum)
28.’Spirit of Philadelphia’ – A popular dinner cruise ship on the Delaware River
29.’Spirit of Baltimore’ – A similar dinner cruise ship on Chesapeake Bay
30.’Enterprise’ – Many ships have been named Enterprise over the years, including several US Navy aircraft carriers
31.’Sea Cloud’ – A beautiful cruise ship with billowing sails
32.’Queen Mary 2′ – The largest, longest, tallest, fastest ocean liner in the world
33.’Freedom Tower Cruise Terminal’- The starting point for many New York Harbor cruises, including those aboard Spirit of New York and Spirit of New Jersey
Yes, we stayed away from foreign languages in this list designed for amphibious vehicles, aluminum hulls, go-devil boats, fiberglass canoe loving, buddies boat building, coleman family loving, poor choices having, first boat blubbering duck boaters. Wow, that was a mouthful.
Whether you’re looking for something funny, reflective, or just plain clever, we hope this list of 33 creative boat names has given you some inspiration for naming your own vessel!
If you’re still stumped check out our articles on The Best and Funniest Alcohol Boat Names of All Time, 101 Funny Houseboat Names (That Don’t Make You Look Stupid), 10 Banned Boat Names (And What You Can Name Your Boat Instead), and The Best (and Funniest) Pontoon Boat Names.
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