Boaters are a notoriously puckish bunch. And what better way to show off your sense of humor than by giving your boat a funny name? We’ve compiled a list of the funniest boat names of all time. So whether you’re looking for a laugh or some inspiration for your new boat, read on!

After all, naming a boat can be tricky. You want something that encapsulates the spirit of your vessel, is easy to shout in an emergency, and won’t make your friends and family groan every time they see it (no female names). But most importantly, you want a name that’s creative. After all, your boat is a reflection of your personality, and it deserves the best boat name.

So, if you’re struggling to come up with the perfect moniker for your new pride and joy, never fear! From pun-tastic options and funny names like “Donald’s Boat” and “Boaty McBoatface” to more reflective choices like “Golden Retriever” and “Miss Daisy,” there’s sure to be the best name here that inspires you. So what are you waiting for? Get naming!

A boat is a big investment, and naming it is an exciting opportunity. You want a name that will be memorable, unique, and reflective of your boat’s personality. But most importantly, you want a name that will make people laugh. Because what’s the point of having a boat if you can’t have a little fun with it? 

Without further ado, we give you our top 33 duck hunters boat names:

1. Miss Daisy

2. Donald’s Duck boat

3. Boston Duck Tours

4. Tia Coleman’s Boat

5. The Black Pearl

6. Blue Lagoon

7. Boaty McBoatface

8. Rough Water

9. Rough Weather

10. Dolphin Tale

11. Sea Biscuit

12. Salty Dog

13. Shipwrecked

14. Submarine

15. Titanic 

1. Donald’s Boat

3. Golden Retriever

4. Miss Daisy

7. Tia Coleman

8. Amphibious Vehicle

9. War Eagle

10.Cell Phone

11. Boston Duck Tours

12. Table Rock Lake

13. Donald Trump’s Boat (not an official name)

14. Rough Water

15. Mud Motors 

16. Open Water 

17. Life Jackets 

18. Duck Boat Names 

19.’Duckies’ – What many people call duck boats informally 

20.’Rubber Duckies’ – Another informal name for duck boats 

21.’Duck Boats’ – The formal, common name for amphibious passenger vehicles used as tour buses or water taxis 

22.’Ride the Ducks’ – One company’s popular slogan 

23.’L’il Toot’ – A smallish tour boat in Boston Harbor 

24.’Big Toot’ – A large tour boat in Boston Harbor (sister ship to L’il Toot) 

25.’Old Ironsides’ – A famous warship from Boston Harbor’s past (now a museum ship) 

26.’USS Constitution Museum’ – Where Old Ironsides is docked and open for tours  

27.’Mayflower II’ – A replica of the ship that brought the Pilgrims to Plymouth Rock in 1620 (docked next to the USS Constitution Museum) 

28.’Spirit of Philadelphia’ – A popular dinner cruise ship on the Delaware River 

29.’Spirit of Baltimore’ – A similar dinner cruise ship on Chesapeake Bay 

30.’Enterprise’ – Many ships have been named Enterprise over the years, including several US Navy aircraft carriers  

31.’Sea Cloud’ – A beautiful cruise ship with billowing sails   

32.’Queen Mary 2′ – The largest, longest, tallest, fastest ocean liner in the world  

33.’Freedom Tower Cruise Terminal’- The starting point for many New York Harbor cruises, including those aboard Spirit of New York and Spirit of New Jersey 

Yes, we stayed away from foreign languages in this list designed for amphibious vehicles, aluminum hulls, go-devil boats, fiberglass canoe loving, buddies boat building, coleman family loving, poor choices having, first boat blubbering duck boaters. Wow, that was a mouthful.

Whether you’re looking for something funny, reflective, or just plain clever, we hope this list of 33 creative boat names has given you some inspiration for naming your own vessel!

If you’re still stumped check out our articles on The Best and Funniest Alcohol Boat Names of All Time, 101 Funny Houseboat Names (That Don’t Make You Look Stupid), 10 Banned Boat Names (And What You Can Name Your Boat Instead), and The Best (and Funniest) Pontoon Boat Names.

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